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Funny pick up lines to get a girls number

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You're standing at the bar with your friends, when you gaze across the room and spot a girl that has you even more thirsty than when you came to the bar for a drink. You can't take your eyes off of her because you can't believe what you're seeing and you fear that if you look away then she'll vanish into thin air, almost like she doesn't even exist. You've pointed her out to your friends and they begin urging you to go talk to her. Right then, your eyes go wide and your mind goes blank -- what do you say to her? The flow of the conversation, her feelings toward you and the chances that you'll wake up beside her tomorrow morning all depend on how you present yourself and what you say when you first walk up to her. You don't want to seem too crude by saying something sexual right off the bat, but you definitely want her to know your intentions of going home with her.

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Give me your phone, and I'll make my number appear. Either put your number in my phone or catch me a rare Pokemon to make up for rejecting me. Can I have your number, just in case I need to ask someone for a rideā€“or an orgasm? Worst pick up lines, I assure u if you use these pick up lines, the. There are a lot of funny and clever pick up lines that you can use on a the better your chances will be of getting her number and getting her.
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I send the best morning texts. Let me text it to you? Would you hold my phone while I go to the bathroom?

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The more of these pick up lines you know, the better your chances will be of getting her number and getting her into bed. When you know how to make a beautiful girl smile, she will be all yours. These pick up lines can be very effective when it comes to getting a girl interested in you right from the start. There is nothing that most women respond to more than a guy with a good sense of humor, and by using one of these lines you will be able to show her yours. Even some of the cheesier pick up lines can work well when it comes to getting a girl that you are interested in. Sometimes the best way to break the ice when you are talking to a pretty girl is to tell a joke in the form of a pickup line.
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  •   OmegaTroller 31.03.2019 at 19:09

    No.girls are certainly not taught about that by public schools. obviously you had a shitty health teacher who was probably commiting a crime.

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  •   Dood 1997 31.03.2019 at 01:05

    You are freaking hot

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  •   Lewis McElroy 08.04.2019 at 20:01

    Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pick up lines to get a number for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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  •   Gabsterpv 06.04.2019 at 15:36

    I thought I was the only one thinking of this video when I found out people were saying that.

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  •   Kevin Bintzik 03.04.2019 at 08:55

    A lot of people do it earlier and everyone has that problem.

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